Buhtt sex?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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