grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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