I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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