All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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