the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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