We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
