I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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