Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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