are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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