yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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