why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
DRUNK COOKIES
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