My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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