you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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