Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Couch. On fire.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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