First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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