I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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