I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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