Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I want a musical about memes.
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