We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In other news, I just burned my penis
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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