sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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