I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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