How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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