another moral hangover. fuck.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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