I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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