I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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