i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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