just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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