"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
