question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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