Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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