Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
