Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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