like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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