Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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