love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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