There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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