With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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