Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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