come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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