Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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