the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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