I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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