Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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