He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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