I need help removing her.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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