So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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