Christians are straight up FREAKS
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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