walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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