tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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