Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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