your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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