do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
there was a trapeze. enough said
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
