Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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